Deborah Ross Our Unfitness Guru dons her leotard for an orgy of salad-dodging self-delusion

has just embarked on the New, New, New Atkins Diet which, she says, 'has been devised by the Atkins Foundation to be newer than the previous three new Atkins diets, and so worth another book'. She says the key to the plan is 'not eating carbohydrates in...