Not From the Onion: Army Says ‘Social Network’ Use Is a Sign of Radicalism

These are some warning signs that that you have turned into a terrorist who will soon kill your co-workers, according to a U.S. Army unit looking for the next Fort Hood shooter or Afghan soldier waiting to massacre his U.S. mentors. You've recently changed your "choices in entertainment." You have "peculiar discussions." You "complain about bias," you're...