13 Pieces of Advice to Students Graduating College-Part 1

Ahh college… Best 9 years of my life! Or was that high school? I forget. But that’s not what’s important now - what’s important is that you’re about to graduate and I have a very pretty - and recently graduated - intern who works for my publishing company. She reminds me of my wife. Every time I get a little too close to her, she reminds me of my wife.

A 13-point outline of advice...