The For-Idiots, By-Idiots Guide to the Fannie Mae/Freddie Mac Bailout

The only thing you read this weekend was the Styles section. The only television you watched: the VMAs. Hey, that's what weekends are for. Unless you're Treasury Secretary Hank Paulson. He had a crap weekend: "I've never been through any situation which was as difficult, as stressful, as complex," he told Bloomberg TV today.