Throwing a Windows 7 Launch Party in NYC or SF? We Want to Crash It [Windows 7]

Microsoft's Windows 7 parties had to have been born of a flameout—a last, desperate, obviously insane idea from a marketing exec on the tail end of a three-week bender. Which is why we'd love to go to one. So if you're located in SF or NYC, managed to get your hands on one of Microsoft's Windows 7 party packs—puzzles, cards, posters, instructions and all—and plan on following through with this...